Okay, I know this is so not original and so not typical of me to share derivative jokes but anyway, I just read this advertisement for the Singapore Design Festival 2007 in The Straits Times where the heading was “How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?” I know this is very old but hey, there is no loss in knowing the full joke, right? I just want to disclaim one thing: the intention of this joke is only to provoke laughter. Never did I mean to disdain or relegate these junior colleges.
Here it goes:
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They are already too bright to be changing light bulbs. They design an even better source of light so that they do not have to change it.
Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. They have to compete with RJ.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’d use all their money to employ YJC students to do it for them. Besides, they have never been doing such ‘unglam’ work, anyway.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All they need is one teacher is to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place. Otherwise, how could they be changing it for ACJC, then?
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. They need one student to change it and the rest of the school to cheer for him.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change it? What for? They can mug without lights.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy to be one of the top five JC’s.
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: They prefer it without light. They can save money by clubbing at school instead.
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They made their male physics teachers cry already no one is there to tell them how to change.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They just can’t be bothered.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Everyone got so pissed off nobody wants to change the light bulb. It’s a new building what, how come the light bulb is spoilt already?!
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We look like technician, is it? Our L1R5 is about 20, you know.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ask the teachers the change lah! Our civics tutor already asked us to do push-up that we never wear our uniform properly.
Q: How many MI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You think we can study A-levels in three years means we got enough free time to change a light bulb meh?
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They are very bright already.
Ever speculated who first came up with these answers? My friends at TJ proudly say their seniors did, hence the darn crooked answer which is pro-TJ. These are the so-called unedited, unabridged edition. Do not ask me the rationale behind these explanations. I don’t know. Ask any TJ students instead. I think they deduce them based on the culture unique to a particular JC, with exaggerated comical effects. I am not an intelligentsia myself to say that other JC students are inferior. I posted these jokes only for me to indulge in catharsis. But then again, it was all just for laughter. Do not take it too seriously. Haha.
All right, I am now busy preparing for my A-levels as my even Project Work has kicked in already so be prepared that I will not write in eons, ya?!
Adieu!
Love,
Perd.
Here it goes:
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They are already too bright to be changing light bulbs. They design an even better source of light so that they do not have to change it.
Q: How many HCI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. They have to compete with RJ.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’d use all their money to employ YJC students to do it for them. Besides, they have never been doing such ‘unglam’ work, anyway.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. All they need is one teacher is to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place. Otherwise, how could they be changing it for ACJC, then?
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. They need one student to change it and the rest of the school to cheer for him.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Change it? What for? They can mug without lights.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy to be one of the top five JC’s.
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: They prefer it without light. They can save money by clubbing at school instead.
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They made their male physics teachers cry already no one is there to tell them how to change.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They just can’t be bothered.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Everyone got so pissed off nobody wants to change the light bulb. It’s a new building what, how come the light bulb is spoilt already?!
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We look like technician, is it? Our L1R5 is about 20, you know.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ask the teachers the change lah! Our civics tutor already asked us to do push-up that we never wear our uniform properly.
Q: How many MI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You think we can study A-levels in three years means we got enough free time to change a light bulb meh?
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They are very bright already.
Ever speculated who first came up with these answers? My friends at TJ proudly say their seniors did, hence the darn crooked answer which is pro-TJ. These are the so-called unedited, unabridged edition. Do not ask me the rationale behind these explanations. I don’t know. Ask any TJ students instead. I think they deduce them based on the culture unique to a particular JC, with exaggerated comical effects. I am not an intelligentsia myself to say that other JC students are inferior. I posted these jokes only for me to indulge in catharsis. But then again, it was all just for laughter. Do not take it too seriously. Haha.
All right, I am now busy preparing for my A-levels as my even Project Work has kicked in already so be prepared that I will not write in eons, ya?!
Adieu!
Love,
Perd.
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